The Women Of Sucker Punch

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Director Zack Snyder’s latest slam-bam action extravaganza appropriately titled Sucker Punch hits theaters on Friday. I’m still not entirely certain what it’s about, although I do know it takes place inside an insane asylum during the 1950s, and there are fire-breathing dragons, robot armies, exploding zeppelins and lots and lots of guns and bullets. Best part of all, it features a cast of sexy young ladies who kick a large amount of ass. Without further ado, here are the women of Sucker Punch.

Carla Gugino as Madam Gorski

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Gugino is the elder stateswoman of the bunch playing the evil Madam Gorski, one of the captors at the loony bin. At 39, Carla is still rockin’ a tight, smokin’ body. She can also be seen in the latest season of Californication, where she displays her ample assets on more than one occasion.

Vanessa Hudgens as Blondie

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Hudgens has come a long way since her High School Musical days. She’s what is commonly referred to in the biz as a triple threat: actress, singer, dancer. I could care less about her resume. All that matters is her phenomenal 22-year-old breasts and ass, which of course can be found sans clothing by Googling her.

Jamie Chung as Amber

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Jamie is one of the few Real World alums to successfully transition to television/movies, due in large to her exotic Korean looks and svelte frame. Who cares if she can really act? The girl can fill out a bikini with her athletic curves, which is never a bad thing.

Abbie Cornish as Sweet Pea

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This 28-year-old Aussie is actually an award-winning actress, who has also appeared nude in the film¬†Somersault. I respect any chick willing to shed her bra and panties if the role requires it. Plus, she plays someone named Sweet Pea, so she’s gotta be hot.

Jena Malone as Rocket

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Jena is probably best known for playing Donnie Darko’s gal pal Gretchen in the mind-bending 2001 flick. However, I enjoyed her nipple-exposing sex scene from The Messenger a lot more. She’s got a girl next door thing going. Not amazingly hot, but her natural beauty has a way of growing on you.

Emily Browning as Baby Doll

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Despite being the least recognizable, Browning is the star of Sucker Punch. Evidently her character, Baby Doll, is the one who imagines all the crazy stuff that happens during the movie. Another Australian, she’s a tiny little cutie with a fresh face, who looks much younger than her 22 years.