Heather Morris : Brittany from Glee

heather morris 71Heather Morris plays the role of Brittany S. Pierce on Glee. I know the readers of Gunaxin aren’t the target audience of Glee, so you might have missed this hottie. Heather began her career as a backup dancer for Beyonce and segued into bit parts in movie and TV roles. That is until Glee came along and she went from being hired as a dance instructor for the actors, to a small role as a cheerleader. This role has grown and we’ve learned that not only is this endearing cheerleader, dumb as a rock, but she’s a bisexual slut.

Heather is now a series regular and rightfully so. She has a knack for delivering hilarious one-liners that could rival that of the greatest one-liner character in history, Ralph Wiggum of The Simpsons.

Check out some of her quotes:

“I think my cat is reading my diary.”

“Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?”

When asked what a ballad is, Brittany replied “It’s a male duck.”

When her best friend and fellow cheerleader Santana says that “Sex is not dating.” Brittany replies with “If it was, Santana and I would be dating.”

As I’m sure you’re probably just skipping this text to get to the photo goodness. If you are reading, there are some nudes out there that you can find *cough*google*cough*. Check out these SFW images and the video of some of her quotes after the photos.