Reasons to Vote McCain : Bristol and Willow

With the Big Election today, many people think Barack Obama will win in a land slide. Here at, we cater to the male audience, from 18-34. This young audience fits squarely in Obama’s wheel house, so we’ll assume that most of you are planning on voting for Obama today. I too plan on “Baracking the Vote”, however I thought I should give you something to consider before you cast your ballot.

twins 300x225For the past 8 years, we have had the pleasure to get to know the Bush twins. Stories of drinking, wild parties, paparazzi photos and rumors about who they are dating have been a staple of internet browsing horndogs in this country. While most are ready to get rid of George Bush, it is sad to see Barbara and Jenna finally escape the spotlight. With their departure, we must consider the heirs apparent.

obama family 300x225While Barack Obama has a lovely family, it is going to be quite a while before we get to see any pictures of Malia Ann, age 10, in a drunken stupor at a club. Joe Biden’s daughter Ashley isn’t bad, but at 27 we doubt we will be seeing much of her around the White House Lawn. John McCain and Sarah Palin’s daughters on the other hand are a completely different story. We already brought you a nice gallery of Meghan McCain, but what about the Palin offspring?

palin daughters 07 300x300It is well documented that Bristol Palin is just 17, and pregnant. While we don’t want to cross the line with the underage daughters of Governor Palin, I think you can figure out for yourself what you would call an 18 year old mother that looks like Bristol. Just be patient, because she’ll be fair game soon. Her younger sister Willow, age 14, is too young for me to really comment on without upsetting my wife and prosecutors, but I think you would agree it will be interesting to watch her grow up in the White House. So while you view the gallery below, consider what the next 4-8 years could be like with the ladies of the Republican ticket, maybe in the end it will be more important to you than the “issues”.