World’s Hottest Models : Fantasy Football Roster
Esquire recently announced that Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest woman alive. Of course, that is based solely on a group of editors sitting in a room and has nothing to do with how the rest of the world thinks. That isn’t to say that Scarlett isn’t an extremely attractive woman, she just isn’t the sexiest alive.
So we have decided to make a list of our own. But this list isn’t going to be a simple, boring numbered list of the hottest women in the world, no sir. We are going to do this fantasy football style.
Instead of constructing a long list of photo after photo, we are going to build a fantasy roster of the hottest women alive. Just in case you ever enter a fantasy model league and need some ideas on who you should be drafting. This list isn’t for the faint at heart so you might want to be at home before you start the show. This one could get hot, fast.
QB – Gisele Bundchen
The quarterback of your fantasy team is going to be your leader. They aren’t the top scoring player but they are the one player that you are going to count on all year long to consistently remain ranked among the top QB’s in the league. Gisele is easily the most consistent model in the world for the past ten years and shows no signs of slowing down. She also earns the most, so that fits.
RB – Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima hails from Brazil which is responsible for putting more beautiful women on Earth than any other country. A fantasy football team isn’t complete without a solid 1-2 punch at running back and having the hottest international model as your RB1 is easily the best decision you will ever make in your life.
RB – Irina Shayk
If you saw the topless photos of Irina Shayk in VMan’s 10th anniversary issue, you might have bumped her up to the RB1 spot. However, Adriana Lima has just too much talent to lose her spot as your number one back so, naturally, Shayk slides in as the number two. And she isn’t a bad number two either. She is a sleeper pick that people will be asking you about next season.
WR – Kate Upton
Many would argue that Kate Upton is too powerful to be a WR but we beg to differ. She has it all. She is beautiful, rich, powerful, single, and just about the sexiest woman America has ever produced. Yet she is sitting as your WR1? She isn’t a leader, yet. She is a powerhouse but she needs a QB. She is the Megatron (Calvin Johnson) of modeling. She is absolutely amazing.
WR – Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr is quiet. She is silent but deadly. She is the Reggie Wayne of modeling. She doesn’t make a fuss yet she continues to pop up everywhere. She is a WR2 because she can destroy a secondary without them even realizing she was there. Can you tell us the last time you remember seeing her? Exactly. She continues to be one of the most underrated models in the world.
TE – Anne Vyalitsyna
Most of the time, a TE in the NFL is going to be tall, quick, have great hands, and can block on the line. Anne Vyalitsyna might not be able to do any of these things but that doesn’t really matter to us. Her 5’10″ frame makes her one of the tallest models on the list and a bigger target for our QB to find. Her star power continues to grow everyday and she is a heavy sleeper.
Flex – Candice Swanepoel
How can you have a fantasy roster of international supermodels and not include one of the all-time hottest women ever? Candice Swanepoel is not only a beautiful woman, she is one of THE most beautiful ever. She can play the RB or the WR and even some at the TE. Heck, she can even line up behind the center and run the offense as the QB. She can do it all and is a true FLEX in the world of fantasy football.
K – Alessandra Ambrosio
For fantasy experts, a kicker is the one position you can change every week. You don’t have to draft a kicker and stick with him for the entire season. However, Alessandra Ambrosio is here to prove you wrong. If you draft her for the kicker position, you will not need to waste your time on the waiver wire finding another one because she will be your top fantasy K for the entire season. She is as beautiful as any other woman on this list and can probably out score them on any given day.
DEF (Bonus Celebrity) – Olivia Wilde
The defense is going to be the spot in the fantasy roster that will help you win or lose a championship. Most owners think they can win at fantasy football without having a defense but they are wrong. You don’t have to draft a winning team but you do have to make some good calls. Olivia Wilde is as good a call in life as anything ever and if you don’t like it, the exit button is right over there.
Bench – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Bench – Bar Refaeli
Bench – Jessica Gomes
Bench – Olga Kurylenko
Bench – Brooklyn Decker