Which Sex in the City Chick Would You Do?

By Ben Sumner (@benjaminsumner) on May 28th, 2010

As we’ve all heard, Sex in the City 2 is coming out. And like before, no heterosexual man will go to see it, unless he’s trying to impress a date. Anyway, to get in the spirit of things, let’s ask the classic question, who would you do? Keep in mind, these women are in their forties (I think Samantha is in her fifties), and totally dried up.

First, the nominees:

Carrie Bradshaw

Pros: She’s kinda hot.

Cons: This is how South Park draws her:

Miranda Hobbes

Pros: It’s scientifically proven that redheads have the most sex.

Cons: In real life, she’s a lesbian so probably won’t be all that into it.

Charlotte York

Pros: Definitely hot.

Cons: She’ll want to marry you.

Samantha Jones

Pros: She’ll definitely do it

Cons: It would be like swinging a bat in a garage.

Poll bonus: You can vote for multiple!

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.