Top 20 Consistently Sexy Women of the Last Decade

For as long as there have been over one hundred sexy women on the planet, men have been giving them arbitrary rankings on an imaginary scale with no quantifiable explanation. In contemporary times, this impulse has led to the great minds of science and mathematics working together to give us Maxim’s Hot 100, AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women, and FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. These yearly standings are a perfect synergy of the two things the Internet does best: scantily clad women and lists.

After rigorous research and severe chaffing, Gunaxin presents the women that have sustained their sex appeal for a majority of the decade. The following twenty women have proved that they are not mere flash-in-the-pan hotties, but true icons that represent everything that is right and just in this world.

Even before Avatar, people wanted to fool around with giant Smurfs.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 6 Appearances (41.67 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 5 Appearances (28 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 6 Appearances (43.67 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 37.78

Consistently provides at least two reasons to watch whatever crapfest she happens to be in.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (37.2 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 7 Appearances (50.57 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (23.7 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 37.16

Proof that hot always trumps trashy and crazy.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 6 Appearances (28.67 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 5 Appearances (60.8 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 7 Appearances (17.71 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 35.73

Because Tom Brady doesn't have enough going for him already.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (12.8 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 8 Appearances (23.63 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 8 Appearances (61.13 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 32.52

Giving hope to every poolboy and gardener in the world.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (21.2 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 5 Appearances (34.6 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 5 Appearances (41.2 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 32.33

Fits snugly into any role, even better in a leather bodysuit.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 6 Appearances (34.33 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 5 Appearances (25 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 5 Appearances (37.6 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 32.31

Shows how far German genetic engineering has come since the dachshund.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (46.2 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 8 Appearances (9.5 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (39.1 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 31.6

World's hottest puck bunny.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 7 Appearances (40 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 4 Appearances (21.75 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 6 Appearances (33 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 31.58

Tough, but not that scary Michelle Rodriguez kind of tough.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 8 Appearances (31.5 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 4 Appearances (18.5 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 6 Appearances (39.17 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 29.72

Who? Doesn't matter, she's hot.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (40 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 7 Appearances (20.86 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 5 Appearances (23 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 27.95

The dimmest light bulbs are also the easiest on the eyes.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 9 Appearances (33.44 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 7 Appearances (27.71 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (22.3 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 27.82

The rare mix of genuine beauty with actual singing ability.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 10 Appearances (8.6 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 4 Appearances (47 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (23.7 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 26.43

Oh how the mighty have fallen...

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (8 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 4 Appearances (47.5 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 5 Appearances (20.6 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 25.37

Small screen or silver screen, hot is hot.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 7 Appearances (22 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 7 Appearances (18.71 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (30.9 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 23.87

So beautiful, that making herself ugly warranted an Oscar.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 5 Appearances (26.4 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 7 Appearances (21.57 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (22.7 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 23.56

The reason that a bitch isn't one of Jay-Z's 99 Problems.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 9 Appearances (21.78 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 7 Appearances (21 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 9 Appearances (26.78 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 23.19

The entire marketing campaign of a film that cost $102-million dollars to make revolved around her rack.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 6 Appearances (36.33 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 8 Appearances (11.63 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (15.1 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 21.02

Who else could successfully portray a game designer's wet dream?

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 6 Appearances (17.83 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 8 Appearances (23.88 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (10.4 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 17.37

Because Ryan Reynolds doesn't have enough going for him already.

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 7 Appearances (20.71 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 5 Appearances (25.4 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 5 Appearances (4.2 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 16.77

Expecting someone else?

Accomplishments

Maxim Hot 100: 10 Appearances (9.9 Average Rank)
AskMen.com Top 99 Women: 6 Appearances (19.17 Average Rank)
FHM-US 100 Sexiest Women in the World: 10 Appearances (11.7 Average Rank)

Average Hotness Ranking for the Decade: 13.59