The Women of the Fourth of July
Ah…the Fourth of July. There are plenty of ways to celebrate. Cookouts. Beer. Fireworks. Watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum blow-up aliens. Or how about being with these ladies on the Fourth? I’m sure it is exactly what Thomas Jefferson had in mind all those centuries ago. And it certainly beats blowing your hand off with a firecracker.
Monday marks America’s 235th birthday and freedom from the tyranny of Britain. It’s only fitting that you mark the occasion with some style. Fly your American flags, put on some stars and stripes (or at the very least a little red, white, and blue), and give America a party she’d be proud of. And don’t forget the apple pie.
If you’re not willing, I think these ladies are ready to party in style ( and yeah, we tossed in a few Confederate girls just to cross you up):