The Girls of Survivor

When you think of Survivor, there are a few places your mind probably goes right off the bat. You might be thinking, “is that show actually still on?” Or maybe your first thought is, “man, I love that show!” Perhaps, if you’re like us, your initial reaction is to grit your teeth and curse out the show’s host with a deep, primal bellow of “PROOOOOOOBST!”

But the fact is, Survivor just keeps chugging along despite season after season of the wrong people winning, people falling for the same old tricks and Probst getting smarmier with each passing year. So why do we still watch? Well, here are some pretty damn good reasons…

Jeff Kelly
Mild mannered writer by day, mild mannered but somewhat more intoxicated writer by night.
Jeff Kelly
Sorry officer, but I'm a hero. How do you know the person I was urinating on hadn't recently had a run in with a jellyfish? - 4 hours ago

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