Ten Sexy Screen Bitches

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Let’s face it, for whatever reason, guys seem to be attracted to bitchy girls. Even the ones that aren’t “all that” can draw a faithful following. Hollywood is not unaware of the power of the super bitch, and when they combine bitchiness with hotness, you get some of the most compelling alpha female movie characters ever.

10

Claudia (Vanessa Angel)
Kingpin

She was Roy Munson’s (Woody Harrelson) nemesis for most of the movie, but Claudia’s ball busting skills came in handy when she finally decided to use her bitchy powers for good instead of evil.
Best Bitch Line:
“Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert.”

9

Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
Cruel Intentions

Multi-tasking bitch Kathryn teaches less knowledgeable girls how to make out, destroys reputations and offers scandalous sexual favors for doing her bidding all at the same time. With a stepsister like this, who needs online porn?
Best Bitch Line:
“I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny.”

8

Chelsea Turner (Bridget Wilson)
Love Stinks

Chelsea Turner is the queen of relationship manipulation.  You probably have half a dozen friends that need to see this movie now, before their real lives turn into a documentary worthy version of this “romantic” comedy.
Best Bitch Line:
“Please, he’s a man. He has no idea how he’s feeling.”

7

Samantha James (Anna Faris)
Just Friends

With her over the top sense of entitlement and raging mood swings, Pop Tart pin-up Samantha James brings the art of bitchiness to new heights.
Best Bitch Line: “Not you, Wrinkles”

6

Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore)
Saved!

Hilary, the stereotypical high school mean girl, gets an extra boost of self-righteous smugness by having Jesus in her corner.
Best Bitch Line:
“I know what you’re looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too.”

5

Jessica Spencer (Rachel McAdams)
The Hot Chick

Jessica, the clueless high school bitch, learns valuable life lessons when she has to live life in Rob Schnieder’s body and work as the school janitor.
Best Bitch Line:
“Look at these earrings. I’ll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.”

4

Angela Hayes (Mena Suvari)
American Beauty

As frenemy to Jane (Thora Birch), backstabbing Angela wickedly seduces Jane’s dad (Kevin Spacey) with campy high school dance moves and rose petals.
Best Bitch Line:
“If people I don’t even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.”

3

Dede Truitt (Christina Ricci)
The Opposite of Sex

No one gay, straight, friend, family or foe is safe from Dede’s evil bitchiness.  She takes conniving to the next level and holds it there for the entire movie.
Best Bitch Line: “If you think I’m just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you’re in over your heads. I don’t have a heart of gold and I *don’t* grow one later, OK? But relax. There’s other people a lot nicer coming up – we call them “losers.”

2

Avery Bishop (Kelly Preston)
Jerry Maguire

Alpha female, Avery Bishop doesn’t have a huge role in Jerry Maguire, but her moments on camera are filled with pure bitch magic.
Best Bitch Line:
“There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don’t have it. I don’t cry at movies, I don’t gush over babies, I don’t buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON’T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, “Oh, poor baby.”

1

Samantha Stone (Nicole Kidman)
To Die For

With this role, Nicole Kidman went from being the frizzy haired, bucked-tooth wife of celebrity dwarf Tom Cruise,  to femme fatale seductress. As Samantha Stone, she let’s nothing stand in the way of her insatiable need for fame.
Best Bitch Line:
“Really? Well, you tell Russell if he doesn’t keep his mouth shut, he’s gonna be playing his goddamn CDs in the gas chamber!”

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