Stifler’s Mom : The Original MILF

By Ben Sumner (@benjaminsumner) on April 20th, 2010

Jennifer Coolidge is the actress who plays Stifler’s mom in the American Pie series. She’s also in other movies, like Legally Blonde, and a bunch of Christopher Guest mocumentaries, but she’ll forever be remembered as the M.I.L.F. who bangs Finch at the end of each Pie flick.

The writer who came up with “M.I.L.F.” probably didn’t know that term would catch on, and Coolidge is the original. To me, this woman looks like Anna Nichole Smith when she was fat, but that’s neither here nor there. Let’s pay tribute to this busty, blonde actress.

Best dialogue from Stifler’s Mom

American Pie

Finch: You have anything to drink?

Stifler’s Mom: I believe the kegs are upstairs.

Finch: That is what the cretins drink. I’m talking about alcohol, liquor…the good stuff.

Stifler’s Mom: I’ve got some scotch.

Finch: Single malt?

Stifler’s Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

American Pie II

Stifler’s Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you.

Finch: Oh, Janine, Janine.

Stifler’s Mom: Call me “Stifler’s Mom”.

Finch: Oh-AH! [setting off the car alarm] Ah! Stifler’s Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!

American Wedding

Stifler’s Mom: If this is your idea of a proposal… Finchy, you’ve got to know I’m over you now.

Finch: Well, as they say, we’ll always have Paris.

Stifler’s Mom: And the pool table.

Finch: And the car.

Stifler’s Mom: And the two-room suite I have upstairs…

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.