National Spank Out Day Changeup
If I am lying, I am dying. This is a real thing. Honestly. Today is National Spank Out Day. Apparently, this is the one day of the year it is not OK to hit children. I was under the assumption it was never OK to hit children, especially other peoples kids. I didn’t know we needed a full day to worry about NOT hitting kids.
Since I predict this day to end up on the opposite end of awesome, I will do my best not to talk about hitting kids and spend much more time on important matters, beautiful women.
You see, National Spank Out Day shouldn’t be a negative thing, it should be about the word spank and how it would be advisable to add all these women to the permanent spank bank in your head. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s new to you. Enjoy.