“She says that I enjoy the company of fish more than her”

“One night stands happen, though, and I would just want you to be honest with me.”

“Why does my girlfriend always order just a salad when we go out, then totally pig out the second we get home?”

“I get the idea they talk about me. Do you think they would do that?”

“What do they talk about in there? Should I be worried?”

“Why does she do this? Can’t she wait until I’m finished?”