Jeff Kelly
Mild mannered writer by day, mild mannered but somewhat more intoxicated writer by night.
Jeff Kelly
Sleep tight, kids!
November 12th, 2014 in Humor > Lists

Scare the pants off little kids (not in a perverted way).

Helpful Halloween Party Tips
October 24th, 2014 in Humor > Pop Culture

Tips To Avoid Being “That Guy” At Your Halloween Party

Who’s the Best “That Guy” in Movies?
March 24th, 2014 in Media > Celebrities

In honor of James Rebhorn’s passing.

Five Not So Inspirational Winter Olympic Moments
February 12th, 2014 in Sports > Olympics > Sports > Other

Sometimes it’s fun to take a great athlete down a peg.

Five Inspirational Winter Olympic Moments
February 9th, 2014 in Sports > Olympics

Does anyone really care about luge, or curling?

Movie Poster Roundup, Volume III
January 16th, 2014 in Media > Movies

It’s always a good idea to make premature judgments on movies based on their posters!

Scenes from Virgin Mobile #FreeFest
September 23rd, 2013 in Travel > Do

FreeFest offered great music, good food, lots of booze, and outstanding people watching.

Seven Rules Nearly Every Sports Movie Follows
July 5th, 2013 in Sports > Other

A Montage, Inspirational Speech, and Miraculous Ending

Five Hot 80s Actresses Who Just Disappeared
May 2nd, 2013 in Girls > Actresses

Parachute pants, Thunder Cats, and hot actresses who were never seen again.

Five Great TV Scenes About Weed
April 20th, 2013 in Media > Television

Weed on TV is high comedy, and more common than you think.

Five People Who Will Ruin the Final Four for You
April 5th, 2013 in Sports > Basketball

Rest assured, these people will make sure your Final Four experience sucks balls.

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at a Super Bowl Party
February 1st, 2013 in Humor > Lists

Once again, we’re happy to offer you helpful tips.

Cheer Up, Ben Affleck
January 11th, 2013 in Media > Movies

Life is still good without the Oscars.

Cooperstown Will be a Lonely Place this Summer
January 9th, 2013 in Sports > Baseball

Apparently, baseball didn’t happen in the 1990’s.

Movie Poster Roundup, Volume II
January 7th, 2013 in Media > Movies

The good, bad and ugly.

Celebrity Diving is the Next Big Thing Apparently
January 4th, 2013 in Media > Television

“This is going to be a disaster”

The Pacific Rim Trailer Will Rock Your Face Off
December 13th, 2012 in Media > Movies

Prepare for maximum nerdgasm.

Movie Poster Roundup
December 5th, 2012 in Media > Movies

It’s kind of like judging a book by its cover, really.

Helpful Tips to Avoid Being “That Guy” at Thanksgiving Dinner
November 19th, 2012 in Humor > Lists

Eat Turkey, Watch the Game, and Shut-up.

Celebrity Endorsements in the 2012 Presidential Race
November 6th, 2012 in Media > Celebrities

A great way to decide who NOT to vote for.

A Way Too Early Look at the Best Actor Race
September 17th, 2012 in Media > Movies

Should we just give the Oscar to Daniel Day-Lewis now?

Kansas Should Probably Just Quiet Down
September 14th, 2012 in Humor > News

Kansas is currently mulling the idea of removing Obama from the ballot.

No One Wins in The Wire RPG
September 13th, 2012 in Media > Television

It’s all in the (video) game, baby.

Ranking the No. 1 NBA Draft Picks of the 21st Century
June 28th, 2012 in Sports > Basketball

Will Anthony Davis be LeBron or Kwame?

Anthony Davis Trademarked His Unibrow
June 26th, 2012 in Sports > Basketball

He did what?

Five Non-GI Joe Movies Delayed to 2013
May 29th, 2012 in Media > Movies

Don’t feel sad, GI Joe. You’re not alone.

Memorial Day TV Viewing Guide
May 27th, 2012 in Media > Television

Hey, not everyone likes the outdoors.

MORE Girls of Survivor
May 24th, 2012 in Girls > Themes

We know you don’t watch to see Jeff Probst’s smug little face.

The Wire is Awesome and David Simon is a Jackass
April 19th, 2012 in Media > Television

David Simon needs to chill, yo.

Lauren Cohan is (Walking) Dead Sexy
March 5th, 2012 in Girls > Actresses

The sexy farmer’s daughter from The Walking Dead