Geoff Shakespeare

Hey everybody! My name is Geoff and I'm an Internet comedy writer. On the scale of human achievement that puts me somewhere between disgraced former Civil War Reenactor and out-of-work, semi-professional juggler. Follow me on twitter!
Five Cartoon Characters With Dangerous Food Addictions
July 28th, 2014 in Grub > Food

Why is it that so many cartoon characters have food issues?

Ten Bizarre Celebrity Painters
May 21st, 2013 in Humor > Lists

We love their movies and songs, but how about their paintings?

Whatever Happened To Porn Like Grandma Used To Make?
February 27th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

We take a look back to the gentler Porn of yesteryear.

People You Didn’t Know You Could Hire: Adult Party Planner
August 8th, 2012 in Humor > Pop Culture

Put the Oh yes! back into your orgy.

Clearly one of the BEST uses of Bacon
September 3rd, 2011 in Grub > Food

Bacon! It can be so so right. But, mix it with some things and it’s so so wrong.

13 Ridiculously Unromantic Romance Comic Book Covers
February 12th, 2011 in Media > Comics

Aimed at teenage girls, young female professionals and creepy old guys

Scary or Wimpy? Dressing Your Kid Up For Halloween
October 29th, 2010 in Humor > Pop Culture

Would you rather dress your six-year-old like a mass murderer or a leather daddy?

Asking Yahoo Answers.
March 22nd, 2010 in Humor

Good advice is supportive, understanding, and helpful. So the Interent must be a perfect place to get it, right? We put Yahoo Answers to the test.

Ten of the Coolest Pads on the Planet
December 1st, 2009 in Travel > Stay

Remember that awesome house you designed when you were 8? Well these guys built theirs!

Jon Gosselin, A Douchebag For All Seasons
October 1st, 2009 in Media > Celebrities

Being a Reality TV Star is the hardest job in the history of mankind. Is Jon Gosselin starting to crack under the pressure?